Tuesday, December 13, 2011

It's been FOREVER!

I'm sooo very sorry that I haven't posted on my blog FOREVER! Now down to business...

Being sick is fun... very Very VERY fun... you get to watch TV all day, drink hot chocolate, sleep until three o'clock in the afternoon and... feel horrible. Now that sounds fun right?
The only thing better than being sick is Christmas. Who wouldn't want to sing all those christmas carols when they have a sore throat and are always sneezing?

HERE IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONGS.

THE TWELVE DAYS OF ILLNESS

ON THE FIRST DAY OF ILLNESS MY BAD COLD GAVE TO ME
A CUP OF HERBAL TEA.
ON THE SECOND DAY OF ILLNESS MY BAD COLD GAVE TO ME
TWO HOURS OF SLEEP
AND A CUP OF HERBAL TEA.
ON THE THIRD DAY OF ILLNESS MY BAD COLD GAVE TO ME
THREE LOUD SNEEZES,
TWO HOURS OF SLEEP
AND A CUP OF HERBAL TEA.
ON THE FOURTH DAY OF ILLNESS MY BAD COLD GAVE TO ME
FOUR COUGHS TO COUGH,
THREE LOUD SNEEZES,
TWO HOURS OF SLEEP
AND A CUP OF HERBAL TEA.
ON THE FIFTH DAY OF ILLNESS MY BAD COLD GAVE TO ME
FIVE GET WELL CARDS,
FOUR COUGHS TO COUGH,
THREE LOUD SNEEZES,
TWO HOURS OF SLEEP
AND A CUP OF HERBAL TEA.
ON THE SIXTH DAY OF ILLNESS MY BAD COLD GAVE TO ME
SIX BOWLS OF SOUP,
FIVE GET WELL CARDS,
FOUR COUGHS TO COUGH,
THREE LOUD SNEEZES,
TWO HOURS OF SLEEP
AND A CUP OF HERBAL TEA.
ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF ILLNESS MY BAD COLD GAVE TO ME
SEVEN DOCTORS SHOTS,
SIX BOWLS OF SOUP,
FIVE GET WELL CARDS,
FOUR COUGHS TO COUGH,
THREE LOUD SNEEZES,
TWO HOURS OF SLEEP
AND A CUP OF HERBAL TEA.
ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF ILLNESS MY BAD COLD GAVE TO ME
EIGHT BREATHING PAINS,
SEVEN DOCTORS SHOTS,
SIX BOWLS OF SOUP,
FIVE GET WELL CARDS,
FOUR COUGH TO COUGH,
THREE LOUD SNEEZES,
TWO HOURS OF SLEEP
AND A CUP OF HERBAL TEA.
ON THE NINTH DAY OF ILLNESS MY BAD COLD GAVE TO ME
NINE NURSES TENDING,
EIGHT BREATHING PAINS,
SEVEN DOCTORS SHOTS,
SIX BOWLS OF SOUP,
FIVE GET WELL CARDS,
FOUR COUGHS TO COUGH,
THREE LOUD SNEEZES,
TWO HOURS OF SLEEP
AND A CUP OF HERBAL TEA.
ON THE TENTH DAY OF ILLNESS MY BAD COLD GAVE TO ME
TEN FLOWERS IN VASES,
NINE NURSES TENDING,
EIGHT BREATHING PAINS,
SEVEN DOCTORS SHOTS,
SIX BOWLS OF SOUP,
FIVE GET WELL CARDS,
FOUR COUGHS TO COUGH,
THREE LOUD SNEEZES,
TWO HOURS OF SLEEP
AND A CUP OF HERBAL TEA.
ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF ILLNESS MY BAD COLD GAVE TO ME
ELEVEN BLANKETS AND PILLOWS,
TEN FLOWERS IN VASES,
NINE NURSES TENDING,
EIGHT BREATHING PAINS,
SEVEN DOCTORS SHOTS,
SIX BOWLS OF SOUP,
FIVE GET WELL CARDS,
FOUR COUGHS TO COUGH,
THREE LOUD SNEEZES,
TWO HOURS OF SLEEP
AND A CUP OF HERBAL TEA.
ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF ILLNESS MY BAD COLD GAVE TO ME
TWELVE PILLS TO SWALLOW,
ELEVEN BLANKETS AND PILLOWS,
TEN FLOWERS IN VASES,
NINE NURSES TENDING,
EIGHT BREATHING PAINS,
SEVEN DOCTORS SHOTS,
SIX BOWLS OF SOUP,
FIVE GET WELL CARDS,
FOUR COUGHS TO COUGH,
THREE LOUD SNEEZES,
TWO HOURS OF SLEEP
AND A CUP OF HERBAL TEA.

Now I bet you're wondering "Why is she going on and on and on and ON! about being sick?"
well I'll tell you...


I'm sick! and it isn't very Very VERY fun at all! But I do feel horrible. :D

-OREO

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