Lil' Sister Jokes :D

"What did the apple say to the hat?"
"what?"
"it said Hey hat, why are you at the doctor's office and why are you pretending to be the doctor?"

"what did the apple say to the banana?"
"what did it say?"
"no, guess first"
"just tell me"
"guess!"
"okay, did it say You're lame?"
"no, it said Why did you come here at the age of thirty?"

"what did the jam say to the bread?"
"what?"
"the jam said to that bread Why did you come here at one hundred and sixty thirty? The party is already over!"

"what did the stool say to the chair?"
"what did it say?"
"it said Mom why did you staple my paper when I wasn't done?" "when I wasn't done writing my paper?
These are ALL jokes my little sister told me... Hope you got a laugh out of them, like I did!!!!!


•~*{ARIA}*~•